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The ENnie Award-Winning Game of Make-believe for Creative Kids and Their Families
If you have kids and like to roleplay then you need to get No Thank you, Evil! from Monte Cook Games LLC. If you haven’t heard of Monte Cook but you’ve been gaming for a while you’ve probably played a game influenced by them at some point. I really enjoy the worlds and game system employed by Numenara a game in the far future and the Strange which reminds me of the comics Injection, Fables, and the Unwritten and both are really solid game worlds worth checking out.
No Thank you, Evil! is a creativity game that is designed from the beginning to be played by kids of various ages and development so you can have five-year-old and a twelve-year-old play the same game at the same time and both have fun.
I have some monsters and a lightly sketched adventure for the game below that I think could be a lot of fun once you’ve gone past the included adventures in the book or could work as a good introduction connecting the players to a lot of different places in Storia.
I currently only have the main set but I will most certainly be picking up the other products for my six-year-old as needed.
In this adventure, a Quibble family moves into Young McDonald’s Horn of Plenty Farm and causes chaos by eating all the food. The OK knight was hired first to solve the problem because the Good Knight was busy fighting the Bad Knight. The OK Knight decided to fight the Quibbles with his favorite battleax “Splitting Hares” and instead of killing the Quibbles it with each swing and a hit made two Quibbles where there was only one! Now the Quibbles are everywhere eating all the food in this area of Storia.
Players must go to the farm and investigate the situation and find a solution that saves the day!
1. A Call for Help! (Read Aloud letter)
A scroll embossed with a big “MC” marked into red candlewax arrives addressed to one of the heroes delivered by a sleepy and disheveled night owl who has obviously not had enough sleep which drops the scroll at your feet and barely manages to not spill the coffee cup and mountain dew can in its beak and claws while doing so. It flies away “Into the Closet” muttering under its breath.
Depending on players maybe just one visit to the most fantasy based PC who will then gather the rest of the troupe or if they don’t know each other then each one will be visited by the night owl and each player will arrive at the farm separately but at the same time.
“To whom it may concern,
Noble sir, we have an emergency. I am in dire need of assistance from a professional hero. I have recently been put in charge of the Horn of Plenty Farm and something has gone terribly wrong. Some sort of furry baseball sized critters have infested it and are eating all the food! Without the Horn of Plenty providing food for the Hex Kitchen and the Giants of Beanstalk Castle then we will have a disaster! Please come immediately by following the night owl and save the day!
Sir Young McDonald.”
After reading a map labeled “Into the closet” falls out onto the floor labeled with an X between The Beanstalk and Hex Kitchen.
? Ask the players what they take with them and if they do anything to prepare or go straight to the closet or if they notify their friends to take them with them on the adventure.
? You can ask the first player what the night owl looks like to get the players used to being co-creators of the world. You can ask them to draw it for you.
? Don’t let the players get to distracted by the setup but give them enough time to reasonably get started by reminding the player of the urgency of the letter.
Young McDonald’s Farm:
2. Figure out the problem
The players arrive at the farm passing a normal looking horn of plenty before coming to the farm which has dozens or hundreds of furry Quibbles bouncing around while Young McDonald is swinging a broom around trying to sweep them away from his barn entrance.
“Oh, thank goodness you’re here!” gushes the man. “Come with me to the farmhouse and I’ll tell you everything.”
? At this point the players can ask questions of Young McDonald and find out how he just started as the head of the farm and that one day a few furry baseball sized critters moved into one of the horns of plenty and started eating up everything. Then he hired the OK Knight to get rid of them and now they are everywhere and the OK knight has disappeared with his payment!
? If the players ask who ran the farm earlier YMC will say it was a very nice lady named Amalthea who is visiting her friend Lily Cobra at the Cannibal Gardens in the “Under the bed” part of Storia.
? If the players ask for a reward YMC says each will get 2 coins, 1 fun, and a special treat from the horn of plenty. YMC may also say that if they can they can keep any coins they get from the OK Knight for making the problem worse.
?If they ask if anything had changed since then YMC will say there used to be a lot of goats on the farm but they all left for some reason.
?If the players go around and ask other characters on the farm they will find out that Ol’ Scarecrow the foreman in charge of the garden hates mushrooms so he scared a bunch of ravens to pick the trumpet mushrooms and dispose of them for a few pieces of shiny magic quartzes he found by the Beanstalk creek.
? Ask the players what they want to do.
? If they try and talk to the Quibbles they may notice that there are four different Quibbles and all the Quibbles are copies of these four.
Mrs. Disputer Quiddity likes to argue about anything and everything. She is gray and the biggest of the Quibbles and is the only one likely to start a physical fight if annoyed. She would be really dangerous if she would fight together with the other versions of her.
Level: 3 Health: 6 Damage: Bite 1 Skill: Say a mean thing that makes the hero cry if they fail a Smart Goal 3 roll and they lose their next action. Quirk: Kill her with kindness. She takes 3 points of damage for every sincere compliment.
Mr. Cavil Quiddity grumbles about how things used to be better and how he liked his home outside of Boom! Laboratories in the “Out the Window” realm of Storia but it was never good enough for his wife. He is green and can be jealous of the other versions of himself if they seem happier.
Level: 2 Health: 4 Damage: Bite 1 Skill: Will start telling a boring story about work which does 3 damage if you fail a Fast 3 Goal to run away. Quirk: Tell Mr. Cavil about how much better the other Mr. Cavil’s are at something which causes 2 points of damage per statement.
Baby Quirk Quiddity likes to roll in dirt and mud and then fling it everywhere. Because of the mud you can never tell what color is supposed to be but depending on the mud he is usually black or brown.
Level: 2 Health: 2 Damage: Bite 1 Skill: Splatter mud everywhere ruining your nice outfit for 1 damage to everything in ten feet. Quirk: Takes 2 damage if you clean somehow the mud out of its fur like with a water hose.
Kid Whimsey Quiddity is probably the only Quibble likely to be friendly to the heroes. She likes to hear about adventures and might talk to the heroes if they talk about their escapades.
Level: 2 Health: 3 Damage: Bite 1 Skill: Starts playing or doing something and if you fail a Smart Goal of 3 you replace your next action with playing her game. Quirk: Will stop fighting if the players offer to tell her stories or play with her for real.
3. Solve the problem
There are a few possible solutions depending on how the players tackle the adventure.
They can conk out all the Quibbles and take them somewhere else. In this case, the Quibbles will come back or another family or two of Quibbles will come for the first time now that it is open to them.
They can hire guardians who will keep any Quibbles from coming back. They can get the Ravens to pester the Quibbles until they give up but as soon as they stop the Quibbles will come back and part deux of the adventure begins again from an annoyed YMC.
If the players find out that the Quibbles hate goats and get the Ravens to tell them about where the mushrooms are then the players can replant the trumpet mushrooms that were dumped in a pile on the side of the road to Hex Kitchen and the goats will come back which will keep the Quibbles away. The mushrooms can also be a treat for one of the heroes’ companions.
The players can go find Amalthea then they can have adventures going to the Land under the Bed and run into the ghoul school, dead center, the dark dark or other landmarks on the way to the Cannibal Gardens.
Amalthea is very much a mothering figure and is friendly and understanding to the heroes. She can return back to the farm but only if the heroes help with some troublesome plant in the gardens! Amalthea can provide 2 hints to the heroes when they arrive on how to solve the problem. After the heroes have tried to complete the adventure she can give one more hint.
Amalthea could also bring a cannibal plant that likes to eat Quibbles if they wander too close to it if they succeed and impress Lily Cobra and if she knows about the reason for their visit.
The heroes can find the Ok Knight who is terribly sorry about the whole situation but doesn’t want to give up the 8 coins he was paid but will do so if threatened (Goal: Tough 5) or (Goal: Smart: 6) or if persuaded (Goal: Smart 5). If the heroes decide to fight the OK Knight he should be a good challenge for the whole party and his ax ‘Splitting hares’ should be very dangerous to non-quibbles. When the ax hits Quibbles it splits them into two versions of the Quibble that are basically identical. Most other things it splits them into two non-functioning halves.
The heroes can go to Boom! Laboratories and visit with the nearby homes of the other Quibble families and find out what Quibbles like and dislike. They may also go and talk to Dr. T. Bone. Rex who is in charge of all the experiments. The Quibbles were a creation of the “What Does This Taste Like? Laboratory” and a great disappointment to the Doctor. He was hoping for something yummy but the Quibbles only taste yummy for the first couple and start making his tummy ache if he eats too many in a sitting. So, he let them leave the lab and settle the nearby Quibble village in exchange for helping him with various explosive tests. If the players can convince him to help them he can write a letter or offer the Quibbles to come back. He will become very interested in hearing about the OK Knight’s ax and starts muttering about live tests for the explosive tests and the ethics of cloning and the rights of the cloned.
The heroes can convince most of the Quibbles to leave and provide a small section for them to live in without being bothered.
The heroes can try and reverse the clonings and make all the Quibbles become just one by visiting the Hex Kitchen and she can make a batch of Quibble Management cookies if she gets the right ingredients! There are some bandit gingerbread men loose in the forest that will have to be dealt with to find the right subtractives and additives to balance the hex magic equation which will merge the extra Quibbles to the originals after they eat the cookies.
If the solution the players come up with is temporary than the Quibbles will come back!
Different solutions can get different rewards but success should net coins, treats, new friends, and maybe new stuff like a laser gun from Boom! or a pet plant from Cannibal Gardens or cookie jar that never empties from the Hex Kitchen.
If after reading my adventure you’d like to buy the game it is available at the Monte Cook Games Store.
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